When I was in kindergarten, my teacher sent a note home in February explaining to our parents that we could give Valentine’s Day cards to either all the girls in our class, all the boys in our class, or everyone in our class, but we were not, under any circumstances, allowed to give out cards based on whether or not we actually liked people.

Valentine's Day is right around the corner, and some people are desperate to find their special someone. Pick-up lines may be your last resort, but even if they don't get you a partner, they'll at least give you a laugh.

For the Men

The top cheesiest lines for a guy to get a girl:

15. Am I dead, Angel? 'Cause this must be heaven!

As a young child, frolicking through the blissful days of elementary school, Feb. 14 was a day to look forward to, full of glittery construction-paper hearts and chocolate kisses pasted to doilies and stuffed into make-shift mailboxes.

However, in my adolescent years and in those of my approaching adulthood, this once magical holiday has fizzled away into bitter nothingness.