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Column: Stop that!

Jenny Cooke has never really thought of herself as an irritable person. But certain things are guaranteed to make her blood boil. Check inside for Jenny's top 10 pet peeves. From head patters to people who don't smile back to door dawdlers to people who consider chess a sport — you name it, Jenny's had it with these characters.

Column: The wisdom you find in a cookie

As Nikita Dutta says, the sheer goofiness is half the fun of fortune cookies! And, let's not forget they come with a handy set of your lucky numbers and a brief lesson in Chinese on the back. Oh yeah, and there's the actual cookie, too.

Where did the cow go on Saturday night?

Where did the cow go on Saturday night?
To the moooo-vies of course!

I love corny jokes. Over the years I have amassed countless stupid jokes from friends, Popsicle sticks, and my little sister and her friends. To brighten up your day and (hopefully) provide a little laughter, here are some of my favorites:

- How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?
- He gave her a ring.

Potential employee uprising quelled with free pizza

Well, if The Onion says so, it must be true.

Hardly anything in life feels better than a good laugh. With APs, finals, sectionals, and graduation on top of the usual amount of homework and studying we all have to do, nothing worsens our dose of [grade level]-itis better than a good dose of humor.

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