Over the years, many Gargoyle columnists have published suggestions for how to ask that special someone to prom. Laura Dripps feels that the flip side of this issue is too often ignored. What is the best way to get asked to prom by a person who meets your particular standards, without putting in any real work?

Don't have a date for the big night May 9 at the Champaign Country Club? Still debating between that special someone and just a friend? Having trouble narrowing down your candidates? Have no fear, the Gargoyle Prom Team is here to help! Simply take this quiz, and the identity of your prom date will finally become clear.

Local high schoolers have long called Uni the nerd school. We're known for our academic rigor, strong SAT scores, and large Asian population. Interested in finding out if you're a true-blooded Uni student? Well, take this quiz and discover how much of a classic Uni student you really are! A bonus Joy Shapley cartoon awaits you inside.

You don't have to visit a haunted house or rent "Night of the Living Dead" to get a good scare. There are plenty of frightening things right here at Uni, and Lor Sligar and Lizzy Warner are ready to give you a tour — if you dare! The lounge, the lost and found, the kitchen sink, the boys bathroom, and much more — they're all here in this spine-chilling account.