Valentine's Day is right around the corner, and some people are desperate to find their special someone. Pick-up lines may be your last resort, but even if they don't get you a partner, they'll at least give you a laugh.

For the Men

The top cheesiest lines for a guy to get a girl:

15. Am I dead, Angel? 'Cause this must be heaven!
14. Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
13. Damn girl, you have more curves than a race track.
12. Do you know karate? 'Cause damn it, honey, your body is really kickin'.
11. Do you have a boyfriend? [No] Want one? [Yes] Well, when you want a MANfriend, come and talk to me.
10. Pardon me, Miss, I seem to have lost my phone number; could I borrow yours?
9. Excuse me, but I think I dropped something!!! MY JAW!!
8. If I received a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.
7. Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you got FINE written all over you.
6. Kiss me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Guadalupe?
5. Fat penguin. [What?] I just wanted to say something to break the ice.
4. Did the sun just come out or did you smile at me?
3. If you were a burger at McDonald's, you'd be named McGorgeous.
2. You must be named Jelly, because jam doesn't shake like that.
1. I'm here; what are your other two wishes?

For the Women

Most women prefer to be approached than to do the approaching, but still, here are five simple and straightforward lines to use in case you meet the man of your dreams:

5. You're just the way I like my coffee. Tall, black, and strong.
4. Were you in Boy Scouts? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot.
3. (Go up to the guy and ask him to raise his right hand.) Swear that I am the most attractive women you have ever seen. (Then raise your hand.) I swear you have to be the most honest man I have ever met.
2. It sucks when you don't get what you asked for. I asked that no men catch my eye today, and then you show up.
1. No. Yes. Maybe. OK. No: I don't do this often. Yes: I do think you are attractive. Maybe: We can have a drink and talk. Well, OK: If you really insist.

Have a great Valentine's Day!