Were you very excited when photos for "Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince" movie came out?

Were you totally psyched to go see the movie?

Were you extremely annoyed when they pushed back the premiere date to next summer?

I was.

I went to IMDb, the Internet Movie Database, to check out the stats on the movie when I heard it had been delayed. In the comments section, I found a message board that cheered me up considerably. It was called "100 Ways to Annoy Lord Voldemort."

People posted some really hilarious ways to get on Lord Voldemort's bad side. Check out some of my favorites to brighten your day:

1. Potter. Puppet. Pals. ('Nuf said)
2. Buy him a pair of really expensive, cool glasses, and laugh when they slide down his face.
3. “What ya looking at, BALDY?”
4. As he's monologuing about his latest plans, offer him some Listerine.
5. “Were you born without a nose?”
6. Next time he gets mad, just say, "You're jealous because you don't have a kickass lightning scar on your head!"
7. Keep singing the words "I WILL SURVIVE" from Gloria Gaynor's song over and over again with a Harry Potter voice imitation.
8. Steal his snake and put an iguana in its place, with a note on how to feed it (watch out for the snake).
9. Go up to him and say, "My Lord, one more of your Horcruxes was destroyed … JUST KIDDING!"
10. Scratch your nose while saying, "God, it's good to have a nose!"
11. Buy him a toupee
12. Tell him that there's no such thing as magic, and that his whole life is just an experiment to see what bad CGI and lack of parents will do to children.

WARNING: If you feel the urge to try any of these next time Voldemort is hanging around, be sure to plan a speedy getaway beforehand.