TO MY DEAR FRIEND ADAM,
YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT! (THOUGH YOU AND I GENERALLY DISAGREE ADAMANTLY -get it "adam-antly"!- ON MATTERS OF RACE, CULTURE AND EQUITY! HOW DO YOU SUGGEST WE DEAL WITH THIS PROBLEM? WE CURRENTLY DO NOT HAVE A PRACTICING MUSLIM ON OUR COORDINATING COMMITTEE. SINCE YOUR FAMILY HAS AT LEAST SOME WORKING KNOWLEDGE OF MUSLIM HOLIDAYS AND PRACTICES, CAN I CALL ON YOU TO ADVISE US OF WHEN MAJOR EVENTS ARE COMING UP SO WE CAN AVOID SUCH CONFLICTS IN THE FUTURE? OR IS THERE SOMEONE ELSE YOU OR OTHERS CAN SUGGEST TO HELP US WITH THAT?