Shockingly, after only about five weeks of school, I am already tired of being stressed and worrying about things.

I just want to take a break.

After wasting time browsing around wikiHow, I decided that, instead of writing a meaningful blog about something that is important, I just want to write something simple that anyone can enjoy.

I want to write about how to eat pizza.

Here at Uni with our "biweekly" pizza sales, most of us are accustomed to eating the occasional slice. But are we really EATING? Are we truly enjoying our piece of tomato-y goodness? Or are we rushing down to the line, rushing to stuff our mouths, and then rushing to finish our math homework before class fifth period?

Next time you buy a trivial piece of pizza, savor it! Make the most of the brief few minutes where all you have to think about is you, and the cheesy triangle you are holding in your hand.

Here are five fun ways to make your ordinary Tuesday and Thursday extraordinary!

1.Stack up your slices! If you get two pieces with two different toppings, eat them on top of each other. Take smaller bites (don't choke!) but enjoy the pepperoni mixed with the olive. Make one big pizza sandwich!

2. Cut, and eat with a knife and fork. Yes I know how lame it is to eat pizza with a knife and fork, but the fact that you are changing up your pizza-eating habits makes using utensils fun and silly. Why not pretend you are some posh, snooty rich person and make your friends laugh with your impersonations? Be very proper and speak with an English accent and mock them for eating with their hands like a bunch of "Hooligans"!

3. Fold your pizza in half like a "U." This is going in a completely different direction. While your friends are eating in a prissy manner with their knife and fork, you can fold the pizza in half and chomp away. This can get a little sloppy since you are forced to take such big bites, but it's also really fun. Or, maybe, you can be even more creative and fold the pizza vertically instead of horizontally. See how difficult (or maybe easy) it is to eat your pizza folded up in different ways?

4. Tear apart your pizza. You can either take off all the toppings (which I heard some people actually enjoy doing) or tear the slice into several pieces. One fun thing I tried was cutting the slice up lengthwise and eating a million skinny slices. And again, BE CREATIVE. Chop it up into little hearts or circles. Sky's the limit!

5. Eat the crust first. Who says you have to eat pizza from the pointy end up? Be original and eat the pizza from the crust to the pointy end. The sheer weirdness of it will be silly enough to give you giggles!

Hope you enjoy your next piece of pizza!