Due to the unforeseen snow days, the Uni High administration has decided to reinstate school on the Teacher Inservice Day. Students are required to attend.

George Lucas announced today that he has begun production on a new Star Wars prequel, set to take place before the already existing prequels. The story will follow that of a young padawan yoda, and his quest to be the strongest jedi in the galaxy.

As new terror become clear to the world, Gargoyle reporter Katie Cox shares her opinion on how Uni students should become aware of the danger, not kept in the dark.

A recent study has shown that the annual 5K has caused many injuries in Uni High runners. After much debate, it has been decided the 5K be cut down to a 3K. Look inside for details.