OH HEY Y'ALL.

Recently I have been hearing some disturbing things in the hallways. There is a way of speech full of sassy inflections and internet-turned-real-life abbreviations that I have chosen to adopt in my satirical take on Uni life. While I love to see this language spread, it is getting to be too much to hear.

"Privet." Hello. "Kaktipojuvayish?" How are you? These are the first words I learned in Russian.

Uni prides itself on having a diverse ethnic community, so why shouldn't the students take advantage of it. Little by little, I got interested in learning Russian since two of my friends are native speakers of the language.

Four times a year, I go through patches of sleep deprivation and a complete lack of attention to any of my activities. I struggle to maintain interest in school and can't wait to go home.

Unique club hosts a pie contest, awarding pies to the best poetry and prose entries submitted before Thanksgiving. Pretty cool, right? Write poetry, get pie. Take advantage of that, starving artists at Uni!