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  • Column: It's closed again …

    Nov 22 – 5:01 pm

    Friday's closing of the elevator to students for the rest of the school year caught a lot of people by surprise, including Nancy Tang. "There's a bigger picture that we need to look at because this isn't just about the elevator," she writes. "It's really about communication between us and our administration. Someone needs to speak up for the student body and mediate between the two."

  • Column: Stop that!

    Nov 18 – 5:51 pm

    Jenny Cooke has never really thought of herself as an irritable person. But certain things are guaranteed to make her blood boil. Check inside for Jenny's top 10 pet peeves. From head patters to people who don't smile back to door dawdlers to people who consider chess a sport — you name it, Jenny's had it with these characters.

  • Column: A loving hate

    Nov 13 – 1:44 pm

    Maritza Mestre has been swimming as far back as she can remember. Her experience hasn't always been the most pleasant, though. As her final high school season draws to a close, Mestre reflects on why she's stayed with swimming for so long, despite the negatives.

  • Column: A Harry Potter world for Muggles?

    Nov 8 – 11:23 pm

    The Wizarding World of Harry Potter, scheduled to open in Orlando in the spring of 2010, is just the latest example of Pottermania. "I have to say that I am really surprised and confused by all of this," writes Revathi Maturi. "It's one thing to love a book and be a fan, but it's another to spend time on sites where you pretend that you actually go to Hogwarts."

  • Column: Less was more for 2009 Halloween costumes

    Nov 5 – 10:21 am

    When going to a store to find a Halloween costume this year, customers were immediately assaulted by outfits sporting names like "Pocohottie" and "Cottontail Cutie." These costumes were not just taking up shelf space, girls were flocking to buy them. Jenny Cooke has a few thoughts on why girls insist on encouraging frostbite on Halloween.

Columns

Opinions From OG Staffers

Column: It's closed again …

Friday's closing of the elevator to students for the rest of the school year caught a lot of people by surprise, including Nancy Tang. "There's a bigger picture that we need to look at because this isn't just about the elevator," she writes. "It's really about communication between us and our administration. Someone needs to speak up for the student body and mediate between the two."

Column: "New Moon" mania

With "New Moon" opening in theaters Friday, there's no escaping the hype about Bella Swan and Edward Cullen. And that's just fine with Eleni Yannelis. "The original 'Twilight' novel made the New York Times' Best Sellers list, so I am not alone in my fascination with a teenage girl and her undead love interest who happens to be a 'vegetarian' vampire who sparkles in sunlight."

Column: Stop that!

Jenny Cooke has never really thought of herself as an irritable person. But certain things are guaranteed to make her blood boil. Check inside for Jenny's top 10 pet peeves. From head patters to people who don't smile back to door dawdlers to people who consider chess a sport — you name it, Jenny's had it with these characters.

Cheers & Jeers

Quick Takes on Events at Uni and Elsewhere

Cheers & Jeers: End-of-first-quarter '09 edition

First quarter is done — three more to go! If that sounds like a cheer, you're right. There's lots to cheer about, from awesome standardized test results to fine musicianship to inspiring athletic accomplishments. As for jeers, when "The Game" is one of your complaints, you know you're leading a charmed existence.

Cheers & Jeers: Back-to-school '09 edition

With the return of school comes Cheers & Jeers, the Online Gargoyle's pithy and always good-humored look at the highs and lows of life at Uni High. We've only been back for three days, but already there's plenty to talk about. Senior editors Laura Dripps and Maritza Mestre do the honors.

Cheers & Jeers: Final '08-'09 edition

That's it, folks! The time seems to have gone by incredibly fast. We'll miss Director Steve Epperson as he leaves after two superb years of guiding our school, and those of us coming back in August look forward to greeting our new director, Jeffrey Walkington. In the meantime, we leave you with our last edition of Cheers & Jeers for 2008-09!

Editorials

Opinions From the Online Gargoyle Editorial Board

Editorial: A question of respect — or lack thereof

When you refuse to pick up after yourself in the kitchen, it says that you lack respect — not for the building, but for your co-inhabitants, be they fellow students just trying to heat up a lunch, or faculty members who are required to make sure that this building stays functional. But what should the proper response to that disrespect be?

Editorial: What we really learned at Uni

With their careers as Uni students about to end, several senior editors reflect on what they've learned during the past five years. "Mostly it comes down to what is being asked of us," they write. "Is it just too much? Or is it just too much of the wrong type of thing? Uni students are working hard — but is it all for the wrong reason?"

Editorial: To skip, or not to skip, that is the question

One of Uni's unique characteristics is that some students may enter from the sixth grade. As a result, every grade level can have an age gap of almost three years. Are students who skip a grade expected to grow up too fast? What negative impact does this have on the student and the Uni community as a whole?