Any friend of Tom's is a friend of mine

How clever can one guy be? My husband delights in showing me David Pogue's technology blog and videos for the New York Times, which always crack me up. Pogue has been on a real roll recently. There's his post on "6 billion degrees of separation," in which he describes an effort to test the Internet's power by seeing whether or not a man can be located if people only have his photograph and first name. Then there's yesterday's post about faked photos of upcoming Apple products, with a link to the Worth1000.com contest to create nonexistent Apple products. Finally, there's Pogue's ode to the RIAA, sung to the tune of the Village People song "YMCA." All together now:

Young man,
You were surfing along,
And then, young man,
You downloaded a song,
And then, dumb man,
Copied it to your 'Pod,
Then a phone call came to tell you:

You've just been sued by the R.I.A.A.!
You've just been sued by the R.I.A.A.!
Their attorneys say, you committed a crime,
And there'd better not be a next time!

They've lost their minds at the R.I.A.A.!
Justice is blind at the R.I.A.A....
"You're depriving the bands! You are learning to steal,
You can't do whatever you feel!"