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UFU, Leonardo DiCaprio, "Blood Diamond," what?

This week I was having a troublesome time thinking about what I could write a blog entry about.

I could write about the desperate perils upper-middle class kids must face when entering the college admissions process, or I could rant about some political issue that I have very little knowledge about.

But then it struck me. Why don’t I use this valuable published space to talk about the upcoming UFU (United for Uganda) movie night that I am in charge of organizing?

So here are the basic facts:

— The movie night will be held in the North Attic on Saturday from 6:45 to 9:30 p.m.

“Blood Diamond” is the movie that will be shown.

— Students under 18 must bring a parent-signed permission form, since the movie is rated R for “strong violence and language.”

Now I will give five relatively good reasons in an attempt to convince everyone that it is definitely worth their time to watch “Blood Diamond” on Saturday in the North Attic.

1) The money you bring to buy baked goods, popcorn, and drinks will all go to the Layibi Secondary School in Uganda. UFU is currently part of the Schools for Schools campaign where high schools and colleges countrywide are raising money to fund a sister school in Uganda.

Instead of spending money going to the movies this weekend, why not spend that same money at our movie night?

2) “Blood Diamond” is a really good movie!

It was nominated for five Oscars, including best actor and best supporting actor. While it didn’t win any awards (though I still think Leonardo DiCaprio was the actual “best actor,” but let’s not go there. Oh, and Djimon Hounsou clearly could take out Alan Arkin any day), it’s definitely, in my humble opinion, one of the best movies out this year.

You could rent “Blood Diamond” at Blockbuster for around $4 … or you could come watch it for free on Saturday night (granted that donations are much, much appreciated … see No. 1).

3) One of the side plots of “Blood Diamond” is the child soldier experience in Sierra Leone. This is not only a great opportunity to learn why UFU is committed to dealing with the issue of child soldiers in Africa, but also a great venue for you to get involved too!

Depending on how close-to-schedule we are running, we are setting aside about 10 minutes for a little presentation on child soldiers in Uganda.

4) Have you noticed how studly this cast is? I certianly have. Not only do we have the classic, sexy Leonardo DiCaprio (complete with a South African accent), we have the buff and yummy Djimon Hounsou (who was an über popular male model in Paris and London).

Oh, and let’s not forget the super hott and ever-so beautiful Jennifer Connelly, who plays a “Let’s Save the World” journalist, a character many Uni students can identify with.

5) I will be baking cookies and brownies. While my baked goods are not from scratch, they are pretty damn good. OK, so usually my cookies come out mishappen and my brownies are always undercooked, but if we can’t trust the Pillsbury Doughboy, who can we trust? At any rate, my cookies and brownies should be reason enough to come to the UFU movie night this Saturday.

So hopefully these five reasons are good enough to convince you to come to the UFU movie night in the North Attic, with $3 or more in hand (not for admission, though!), this Saturday from 6:45 to 9:30 p.m.

— Andrea Park

Comments

I would totally go, but “Blood Diamond” is an atrociously poor movie.

Dear Kumars, It is kind of sort of not cool to totally slam the movie that a fundraising group is showing.

I personally enjoyed Blood Diamond, and even though it may not have been my Blockbuster pick of the year, but it did get me thinking about some things.

If you choose to go see Blood Diamond, I am willing to bet myself off for senior auction (shudder) that you will have a ball of a time. Not only will you probably enjoy the film and walk out with things to say about it but you will know that you are contributing to the efforts of your school to be globally connected and actually hands-on involved in a cause.

Considering your stance against injustice in general as we have all seen in your Iran column, I would hope that you would not only understand but fully support and endorse the efforts of others to prevent similar injustices in a different part of the world.

I am anti-genocide and -injustice and all that stuff, but I am also against piss-poor movies. There are plenty of great films that depict the rough situations in various parts of the African continent without being out-and-out sucky movies. Perhaps not so coincidentally, the films that manage to balance artistic merit with social and political importance are made by African directors rather than rich white men like Ed Zwick, Terry George and Kevin MacDonald. For example, the 1999 documentary “Cry Freetown” (which is about Sierra Leone) and Ousmane Sembene’s “Guelwaar”.

I’m totally in support of UFU. I just think you guys should pick better movies.

Kumars, I am always impressed by the amount of movie knowledge you have in your noggin and perhaps I will holler at those two titles you mentioned because not only have I not seen them, but I have not even heard of them either.

However, there are constructive ways to offer your opinion, such as, “I also suggest seeing Freetown” or heck, UFU always has a little room for some Kumars if he wanted to show up and say, “Hey dudes and dudettes, why don’t you show this at another movie night?”

But even with all that, sometimes events are more than just “the what” on the invitation card. For example, I went to Take Back the Night, on a night where I really had almost no free time and I didn’t even enjoy several of the chants they were saying. But I felt it was important to support the cause and people I knew. And I don’t regret that. And I don’t feel like I wasted my time.

The end. (and they lived happily ever after)

Do you mind saying why you think it’s a bad movie?

I found “Blood Diamond” to be trite, predictable “white man’s redemption” Oscar-bait infected with the most atrocious Jennifer Connelly performance I have ever seen (and that’s saying a lot). Not to mention that the character and story blueprints are virtual carbon-copies of director Ed Zwick’s “The Last Samurai”, which was itself an even more blatant carbon copy of Zwick’s “Glory”.

Do you mind saying why you think it’s a bad movie?

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