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  • Column: Less was more for 2009 Halloween costumes

    Nov 5 – 10:21 am

    When going to a store to find a Halloween costume this year, customers were immediately assaulted by outfits sporting names like "Pocohottie" and "Cottontail Cutie." These costumes were not just taking up shelf space, girls were flocking to buy them. Jenny Cooke has a few thoughts on why girls insist on encouraging frostbite on Halloween.

  • Column: Lying about the sun

    Nov 5 – 4:35 am

    While driving in town recently, Will Fernandez passed a billboard touting the benefits of "Vitamin D from the Sun and Tanning Beds." If the billboard was to be believed, using a tanning bed could help reduce the risk of breast cancer. This struck Fernandez as odd — most likely a manipulation of legitimate research on the benefits of Vitamin D. So he looked into the matter a bit further.

  • Column: The deadliest epidemic for teens

    Oct 29 – 8:47 pm

    While most students are afraid of contracting the swine flu, they forget the No. 1 killer of all teens: driving. Last week was National Teen Driver Safety Week, and Will Fernandez observed it by taking a look at the risks of driving. He came away with a new appreciation of what he and his peers should be concerned about when they get behind the wheel.

  • Column: More magical than a holiday

    Oct 27 – 11:34 pm

    Halloween has caught Maritza Mestre by surprise this year. "This has never happened to me," she writes. "Usually I have put tons of thought into costumes and my plans for the night." So what happened? After a little thought, she realized it all had to do with the tunnel vision specific to senior year: college.

  • Column: Superfreaking about "SuperFreakonomics"

    Oct 26 – 10:12 pm

    "Freakonomics," in case you happen to be unaware, is a medium-length infusion of quirky, "un-normal" microeconomics topics and more-than-merely-readable nonfiction writing. The sequel, "SuperFreakonomics," has been out for almost a week, and somehow Diana Liu hasn't gotten her hands on a copy yet. She'd better start trying.

Columns

Opinions From OG Staffers

Column: Less was more for 2009 Halloween costumes

When going to a store to find a Halloween costume this year, customers were immediately assaulted by outfits sporting names like "Pocohottie" and "Cottontail Cutie." These costumes were not just taking up shelf space, girls were flocking to buy them. Jenny Cooke has a few thoughts on why girls insist on encouraging frostbite on Halloween.

Column: Lying about the sun

While driving in town recently, Will Fernandez passed a billboard touting the benefits of "Vitamin D from the Sun and Tanning Beds." If the billboard was to be believed, using a tanning bed could help reduce the risk of breast cancer. This struck Fernandez as odd — most likely a manipulation of legitimate research on the benefits of Vitamin D. So he looked into the matter a bit further.

Column: The deadliest epidemic for teens

While most students are afraid of contracting the swine flu, they forget the No. 1 killer of all teens: driving. Last week was National Teen Driver Safety Week, and Will Fernandez observed it by taking a look at the risks of driving. He came away with a new appreciation of what he and his peers should be concerned about when they get behind the wheel.

Cheers & Jeers

Quick Takes on Events at Uni and Elsewhere

Cheers & Jeers: End-of-first-quarter '09 edition

First quarter is done — three more to go! If that sounds like a cheer, you're right. There's lots to cheer about, from awesome standardized test results to fine musicianship to inspiring athletic accomplishments. As for jeers, when "The Game" is one of your complaints, you know you're leading a charmed existence.

Cheers & Jeers: Back-to-school '09 edition

With the return of school comes Cheers & Jeers, the Online Gargoyle's pithy and always good-humored look at the highs and lows of life at Uni High. We've only been back for three days, but already there's plenty to talk about. Senior editors Laura Dripps and Maritza Mestre do the honors.

Cheers & Jeers: Final '08-'09 edition

That's it, folks! The time seems to have gone by incredibly fast. We'll miss Director Steve Epperson as he leaves after two superb years of guiding our school, and those of us coming back in August look forward to greeting our new director, Jeffrey Walkington. In the meantime, we leave you with our last edition of Cheers & Jeers for 2008-09!

Editorials

Opinions From the Online Gargoyle Editorial Board

Editorial: A question of respect — or lack thereof

When you refuse to pick up after yourself in the kitchen, it says that you lack respect — not for the building, but for your co-inhabitants, be they fellow students just trying to heat up a lunch, or faculty members who are required to make sure that this building stays functional. But what should the proper response to that disrespect be?

Editorial: What we really learned at Uni

With their careers as Uni students about to end, several senior editors reflect on what they've learned during the past five years. "Mostly it comes down to what is being asked of us," they write. "Is it just too much? Or is it just too much of the wrong type of thing? Uni students are working hard — but is it all for the wrong reason?"

Editorial: To skip, or not to skip, that is the question

One of Uni's unique characteristics is that some students may enter from the sixth grade. As a result, every grade level can have an age gap of almost three years. Are students who skip a grade expected to grow up too fast? What negative impact does this have on the student and the Uni community as a whole?